Things You Shouldn't Do Outside When It's Negative 18 Degrees Fahrenheit

1) Stick your tongue to any metal structure

2) Cry

3) Sleep

4) Expose your genitals

5) Sweat

6) Anything


Back-t0-back record low setting days! Woo! Minus 15 degrees Fahrenheit on Sunday and then an encore of minus 18 this morning. I think I speak for everyone when I say, "Holy shit this is terrible and I'm glad I don't live farther to the north where this kind of weather is commonplace."

*Extends middle finger to Mother Nature*